BIRTHDAY FOR ELDER HART

 i do not know what it is about my nieces and nephew

but they bring out the

T.T.B.F .in me

(Trying To Be Funny)

that is what earned me the

ca ca caching drum roll from mads

the "crazy aunt" title

from stephen

birthdays and holidays

are simply invitations for me

to present my best

as i searched the world over for just the right card

i was most disappointed...

cheesier than kraft macaroni

dirtier than pigs rollin' in mud

dumber than dumb, dumber, and dumbest

until

wait for it

wait for it

press play

p.s. i am the "crazy aunt"

and not the singing
fat lady

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 ELDER HART

DEAR ELDER...P.S.S.S.

truthfully,

i have written a great many letters in my life,

and rarely did i send one

without at least one

P.S.

i also found great joy

in sending a care package

when an event called for

the good deed

and most people know

i have devoted a great deal of time

trying to be funny

so here is the rest of the story

as paul harvey would say

(just google him then)

or the P.S.S.S.

of the letter and previous blog

"the “U”  wreathe was in a whole other " oRbIT"

Perfect for your dad's door...A word to the wise from the gal without wisdom teeth...”U” heard me...never had to have my wisdom teeth pulled.

probably the smallest care package i ever sent

“Remember Elder... to use your MAGNETIC personality as“U” meet and greet investigators and strangers. Continue to WRITE and let me know what is hapPENning...and may the words from your LIPS be SOFT and gentle even when others reject your message.”Y”? because I think “U” are sooo sick (the good kind of sick)

 Love to “U”

Your CRAZY Aunt...

AUNT MICHELLE OBAMA ????

NOT even Stephen !

You are not related to the First Lady

The Michelle , you are related too is baking 450 cookies...

“It is me....Aunt Camera... I mean AUNT REBECCA

It is so hard to think with a CLUB through my head.”