if i had the time,
i could write a book on all the interesting,
uncanny,
did that just really happen to my HAIR?
experiences*
most often,
a trip to the salon
is never cheap
and to have mistakes fixed,
multiply the cost by three.
i finally found someone
i
love
love
love
betsy smith
at the salon in south jordan, utah
"I'M BEAUTIFUL "
in this place
red lipstick is emphasized
walls and walls
of red lipstick quotes
it takes a confident woman
to wear bold red
and say
"I'M BEAUTIFUL "
(commercial break)
*science fair project
question: does red lipstick make you feel
more beautiful?
hypothesis: if women wear red lipstick,
then women will feel more beautiful
and in the very least have an attitude
that speaks volumes.
each new school year
begins with
a return to work pep rally
the big boss opened the meeting
with
jessica's affirmations
on youtube
(notice jessica's hair)
i realized then and there
i needed an attitude adjustment in the worst way
when it came time to select
the staff motto for the
t-shirt
(usually stems from a theme in the meeting)
naturally i wanted
"i like my hair...
i like my ELA's"
apparently everyone already loves their hair
and so we will be the "dream team"
but that did not stop me
it is on my pencils.
it is on my water bottles
and eventually
it will be on my countenance
mmmm....
maybe my new affirmation will be
"I'M BEAUTIFUL...
I LIKE MY HAIR
I WEAR RED LIPSTICK
AND GO BY
YES PRINCESS"
(to be continued)
*dorthy hamill gone wrong
*dorthy hamill gone wrong
boing! cute but annoying
mullet + spike = get me the heck out of here
plastic wig
bangs
burgundy? red? orange?
permanent (ly) damage(d)
paris adapter, curling iron disaster
barbecue singed
head lice
a-line, page boy, pixie cut, what was i thinking?
blow drier fire
2 times, a stranger approach me to fix my hair!!
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